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cat driving a truck...poorely.
04-10-2015, 02:27 AM (This post was last modified: 04-24-2015 11:31 PM by Winter Phoenix.)
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cat driving a truck...poorely.


its dangerous out there!

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04-10-2015, 02:35 AM
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Just want you to know I am here to legally represent the cats!!

This is fake accident, you deliberately threw yourself in front of that truck, there is no way you can claim compo!
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04-10-2015, 04:05 AM
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LOL, you guys are funny! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure Vinnie is distracted and this has nothing to do with Winter talking about bringing home a puppy as an Easter present)

Good for you, Dimpz, representing the cats. If they pay you in kibble, can I be your assistant?

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04-12-2015, 09:29 PM
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Bold statement Dimpz!

Who hired you to represent those cats????

Do you have the proper credentials for the job???

Since you reside in Great Britain I'm under the impression you are aware that
for both the solicitor and barrister professions, one must either obtain an undergraduate law degree (LL.B., which typically lasts three years), or complete the Common Professional Examination/Graduate Diploma in Law.

But since the KittyCatS in question are residing in a server farm in San Francisco California, you will need to be licensed to practice law in this jurisdiction.

All jurisdictions except Wisconsin and New Hampshire require successful completion of a bar exam for admission.
However, California, requires no general degree and no law degree.
Apparently anybody with a sharp #2 pencil can try the bar exam there,
so..... maybe you have chance to work the case,

But I am being represented by David Drummond,
who happens to be Googles chief legal officer.

SO HAVE YOUR CAT CLIENTS PREPARE TO WRITE A CHECK Wink

Hmm, I should have had a cartoon for this one.

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04-12-2015, 10:19 PM
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All that off the top of your head Winter? Lol

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04-13-2015, 07:45 AM
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(04-12-2015 10:19 PM)Moonstream27 Resident Wrote:  All that off the top of your head Winter? Lol

He does seem to have a scary mind. lol

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