Transfering Cat

[Winter Phoenix]

Sounds like your fond of the thing.

Sorta.

So spend the big bucks and perma-pet it.

It wont cost you food money anymore.

Beats flushing it down the proverbial toilet with your dead alt.

Just can pretend you just saved it from the animal shelter!

Unless you just want to replace it with some shiny new,

porcelain, black russian, teacup, with fire eyes.

In which case, dont tell the old kitteh,

and yank the chain when its not looking.

Let it think the alt did it and it wont haunt you from the afterlife