SIZE DIFFERENT

[Tad Carlucci]

Ah, so, the idea is to deceive and delude the clueless noobs into wasting their time chasing after things which can't happen.

I guess that's something we all should strive for: who else is gonna buy our junk cats, right?

The developers have always maintained Size is random.

But that goes against our goal of misleading the noobs, so the developers are liars. Any anyone who tries to give good guidance, who points out the developers are not liars and that what you're seeing is not some secret, hidden pattern, but normal human self-delusion when faced with randomness, needs be shouted down.

I don't know who has my Voodoo Breeding Stick, but whoever does, could you please pass it to those who believe they can shake it at their cats. Gods know, it'll work better than whatever "pattern" they've deluded themselves into believing exists for Size.