floating cat

[Winter Phoenix]

I've seen these weird 'hoovering' cats before!

Usually its the result of the cat messing around with a Ouija board.

They get their paws on the thing when nobody is looking,

and the next thing you know they have

BROUGHT SOMETHING OVER FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

As long as its not meowing in Latin,

its usually easily fixed by kitteh spiritual medium

KITTEN LONGMEADOW.

She's been reaching across the spirit realm for a long time now

and can usually bring a poltergeist cat back from the dark side.

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