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[Nocshadue Balbozar]

Well there are certain rituals you do if you are hoping for a boy or a girl. They still apply now that we have the sex on the boxes you just have to do them while you are waiting for the box itself now and not while the box is birthing lol.

For a boy: Open a beer..preferably a cheap one in a can and slurp it. Belch and fart loudly. Splash on some Old Spice while you scratch your butt. If anyone talks to you while you are doing this ritual..nod and pretend to listen but remain focused on whatever sport/action movie/supermodel is on the TV. If really desperate, superglue the remote control to one hand and fall asleep on the couch with your beer in the other.

For a Girl: Have a tea party, nibble petite fours wearing a feather boa. Watch Mama Mia and sing along. Dab on some Chanel No.5 and put on fresh lipstick. Chat up your BFF about the lout watching sports/action movies/super models on TV. If really desperate put on something with sequins or fringe and false eyelashes.

Works everytime...well, sorta.

Smiles,
Noc