Don't look, just storage

[Kayla Woodrunner]

Well Tabbie has arrived for the practice runthrough. Perhaps you have heard of her? She is a notorious cat stealer. We painted some cats to look like collection cats. We want our rehearsal to feel real, you know. Tabbie has a lot of practice carrying off cats so she picks up her first set quickly. Look at Splatter run! Splatter didn't like getting dyed to look like a collection kitty and he doesn't want Tabbie to run off with him. Run, Splatter, run. (Of course, when I say run, he sits down. He doesn't want anyone to think he is a scaredy cat.)


Phoenix wants us all to wear masks but it looks to me like the cats are covering Tabbie's face.


Phoenix tells Tabbie to run while he times her. Even with the cats covering her face, she makes really good time. Phoenix laughs because he meant around the car, not around the block. Of course, he doesn't tell her until she gets back. He does have a warped sense of humor.


Tabbie is tired from running around the block but she does a couple laps around the car anyways just to prove she can. Lucy loves this running game.


Phoenix thinks we should start timing how long it takes to put the cats in the car.


Tabbie tries to open the car backdoor but she can't. Her hands are too full. Phoenix decides that is not a good idea and makes a note in his plan.


She can't open the sidedoor either. Phoenix walks over.


Phoenix opens the door. About time. He makes a note about the driver opening the doors for the burglers. He is concerned. He wants the driver to be ready to roll. Who is going to be the driver?

Tabbie had to go home so she missed Dimpz's arrival. She also missed Phoenix's next idea. He wants us to practice getting out of handcuffs in case we get caught so we can escape.


Dimpz is pretty good at this. She already has one off. Wow, escape artist in the making.


Phoenix wants to practice getting out of cuffs if they are behind him. This I gotta see.


You are kidding me, right? I have to do this too?

thinking about this, Tabbie, Dimpz and myself. I start feeling like we're the Bad Charlie's Angels. Now is Phoenix Bosley or Charlie? Actually I hope he is more like Captain Mal of Serenity. Now that is a guy who can pull off a heist. Still I feel more like Catwoman, especially after I get the catsuit and mask. I wonder when the heist is? There were some nice collectible cats they were offloading for the exhibition. Licks my lips. I love being a cat burgler.