Respect All Living Creatures: the unauthorized edition
(05-12-2013 02:38 AM)Maxwell Grantly Wrote:
The Ancient Tree groans it's great boughs
in the whispering evening breeze and utters,
"Look after your pets, young elves,
respect all living creatures that dwell upon the face of this earth."
The two elves look up to the knarled oak,
tenderly holding their pet in their arms,
and Maxwell turns to his younger brother.
"Such wise words," he smiles
as they both lovingly coax the fur of their cats.
Twas as if the tree looked down upon them,
and waved a great branch across the sky,
in a grande arc which traversed the face of the moon,
casting odd shadows upon the two, smallish, forms.
It spoke again, a mere murmur, barely audible. . .
" AND PURCHASE SOME NICE COWBOY HATS FOR YOUR KITTEH,
TO KEEP THEIR HEADS WARM IN THE FROST OF MORN."
The elves nodded to each other.
" Maybe we can wear them when the cats are sleeping."
said Mathews younger brother.
The great tree scowled.
" I dont want to get acorned to death." replied Mathew.