Im New

[Winter Phoenix]

(05-01-2013 06:59 PM)TroubleMyMiddleName Resident Wrote:  
:blush:Im new owner and sent my kitties to cattery
can someone help me how can i get them back please?

Could have been worse. You could have clicked the 'M' word. . .
(~whispers. . .the MENAGERIE).

Though there is now a way to retrieve those 'M' kitteh from the spirit realm,
(if your fast enough, via a seance in a genie bottle),
not too long ago it was a ONE WAY TRIP
to which the kitteh would NEVER return.

Kinda like Dandelo the cat in the 1958 movie THE FLY.

Cattery is merely a parking lot in a server somewhere in Pinions basement,
that you can access from a friends house.
Once you get yourself fifty cats,
you will become quite familiar with using it.

And YOU WILL end up with fifty cats.

The first kitteh you procure will inject a silicon chip into your head while you sleep.
And you will become a drone to the feline species.
No more than a kitteh pimp, hooking up males and females.
Compliance is mandatory, resistance is futile.
Welcome aboard the magical, mystery tour, step right this way