New Kitty owner

[Winter Phoenix]

Welcome to the world of KittyCats ownership KiaraLea!

I've found you dont always get an instruction sheet from the aftermarket resellers.
Often times they are just a cart parked in the middle of a hundred other carts.


"COULDA SWORN I SAW AN ALBINO WHITE RUSSIAN OVER HERE,
WAIT..WAS IT THAT CART?? NO WAIT, MAYBE IT WAS THIS CART!
OMG! IS THIS THE RIGHT SIM?????


So many folks buy a kitteh not knowing what they are getting themselves into.
Sometimes they click BUY and leave the poor cat sitting on the shelf as the
buyer teleports home!
Then they start digging through their inventory mumbling things like:


"COULDA SWORN I BOUGHT A CAT, THEY TOOK MY MONEY!"


Then realise they have to manually TAKE the cat off the rack.
Same with food. No idea these things eat until they start pleading with you...


PLEEEEEEEEEESE FEED ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE.


Next thing ya know its the indian blanket with a thermometer in its mouth.


"WHAT?
FIRST IT DEMANDS I PLAY BALL, NOW IT WANTS TO EAT???
THESE CATS ARE HIGH MAINTENANCE!"


Over at our shoppe 'Der Kitteh Mill' we recommend the noob KittyCats owners
read the instruction sheet first.
In fact, I think we whip one at yer head when you walk in the front door.


" SO I DONT HAVE TO BUY MILK, I CAN JUST PET IT A HALF HOUR A DAY, RIGHT?"


Suuuuuuuuuure, just wait till you own 30.
These things are like furry bundles of CRACK!