Were are all the jewels?

[Winter Phoenix]

I have tried coercion on the kitteh, as in:

" I WILL NOT PLAY BALL UNTIL YOU DROP A JEWEL!"

I have tried sneaking up behind them wearing a dog mask

and shouting ' WOOF!'.

I have tried giving them MINERAL WATER. . . .but still nothing.

A cat will drop a jewel only when it wants to and on ITS terms.

Which is between ' someday' and 'not this year'.

Good luck with all this jewel seeking!