Interacting with Furniture

[Winter Phoenix]

My problem with the scratching posts and the laundry basket is that
the cats don't use em that often.

Its a once in a blue moon experience when I see somebody come crawling
out of that basket with underwear on its head.

If I wasn't so lazy I would go to the features section and request
a menu on these 'cat toys' that would let you crank up the usage setting.

Turn the dial up to 11 and have the toys be irresistible to the cats...

...for MORE CAT ACTION!