10-10-2015, 08:55 PM
I want one in MEGAPUSS size so I can ride it around town
and people will say: " WTF IS THAT??? ITS SOOO FREAKY!"
and I will respond.
" YAH, IT IS. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???"
and make threatening gestures and stuff.
You have to make manly threatening gestures when you're riding
on a giant princess cat or people will get the wrong idea about
where you're coming from.
" IM NOT OPPRESSING THIS CAT BY RIDING ON IT AND MAKING IT
WEAR A MASK! IT LIKES IT!"
God forbid they see me riding on a broom with it,
with the cat on the back doing the 'parade float wave',
I'll have no way to explain myself
