09-15-2011, 09:25 AM
1. Take 1 cat as this has a-quantive properties as in the tunnel effect, falling on it's feet whatever the situation.
2. Buy some bread, preferably grey as this contains the most catalyzing agents, and effectuate an extremely precise toasting .
3. Apply a coat of butter, being very careful to butter the right side (extremely important).
4. Fix toast onto cat with some sticky tape.
5. Throw cat in the air.
6. It doesn't fall !! AMAZING !! Murphy's (Sod's) law is cancelled with the cat's properties, thus creating rotation vector W = BxC ? ! where B is the Butter vector and C the Cat vector as defined by Maxwell.
7. Install a dynamo system on cat , you now have a new inexhaustible source of free energy !
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2. Buy some bread, preferably grey as this contains the most catalyzing agents, and effectuate an extremely precise toasting .
3. Apply a coat of butter, being very careful to butter the right side (extremely important).
4. Fix toast onto cat with some sticky tape.
5. Throw cat in the air.
6. It doesn't fall !! AMAZING !! Murphy's (Sod's) law is cancelled with the cat's properties, thus creating rotation vector W = BxC ? ! where B is the Butter vector and C the Cat vector as defined by Maxwell.
7. Install a dynamo system on cat , you now have a new inexhaustible source of free energy !